Sporty

A blue Chevy Malibu says HOCKY. I wonder how many variations of that are driving around Michigan?

The Secret

This person probably knows the DVD by heart: AFFIRM on a Dodge Grand Caravan

Inspiring

CRE8IT on a black Pontiac G6

Catchy

On a silver Stratus: MYCARMA

Procrastinator

This is equivalent to "the check's in the mail," in my opinion: WILBDUN on a white Accord.

Bad to the Bone

On a blue Audi: 1BADTT

Short 250

Thank you, gas-hoggish Ford 350 for cutting me off this morning. Otherwise, I might not have seen that your plate belongs on a different vehicle: FORD100.

Picturesque

I forgive the spelling and the vehicle because it's scenic. On a gray Yukon: LELANAU.

Not Churched

I spotted this on a gray Ford Focus in the parking lot at work: HEATHN.

What They Do

This rusty green Astro minivan has plates to match the decals on the side. They'll clean any room in your house for $19: CLNCRPT.

Soccer Mom

A navy blue Toyota Sienna declares itself MCTAXI.

What are you thinking?

On a shiny red BMW M3: 1TRKMND

Share the Road

On the oldest blue Chevy Blazer: NOSEMIS.

Grease Monkey

On a gray VW beetle: KRISCO

Boy Toy

Bus-yellow Hummer: TONKA 1

Go Blue

A Civic had a Michigan plate with the block M on it: FUSBAL. Extra Credit for creative spelling!

Cool Mom

A black Ford Excursion at the grocery store: MUMZ747. Accompanying bumper sticker proclaims, "I'd rather be flying."

My Hobby

I was at the craft store and parked next to a white RAV4 with TA2RTST on it. Can you buy tattoo supplies there? Sort of scary to consider...

Not Big Enough

A black Acura MDX whizzed past me, proclaiming, OZZYBUS. There was no truck/trailer following, so where do they put all of the amps and equipment?

Irony

On a big burly Ford F150: MILIEU. Consider the impact that vehicle has on the environment.

Shortest Verse

On a bright yellow Aztek: HE WEPT

A Little Disturbing

The driver of this Lincoln Navigator makes quite a statement: UNIR1

Toothy

I wonder if the driver of this Chevy Equinox owns a candy store or if she's a dentist: TOOTHDK

Seuss or Sean Penn

A middle-aged woman with a gray Nissan Maxima: I M SAM.

First Name Basis

DR SUZ on a white Camry. Would you respect a health professional who calls herself that?

Musician or Mafioso?

BSSLADY on a Monte Carlo. She could be an avid fisherwoman, too, I suppose.

What's Your Sign?

SCORPIO on a Lincoln MKZ.

Exciting

THRILLZ on a white Ford Taurus. The people in the car did not look like they were having the time of their life.

Oh, Cooper

HARMINI

Proudly Scottish?

HAGIS on a Western Michigan University Bronco plate.

Big bangs theory

VANHALEN on a dented minivan. True fans age gracefully.