Adorable

On a black Ford Fusion: CUTEYPY

Eating Ants

On a black Ford Escape: AARDVRK

All In a Name

On a red Audi A4: REDHTA4

Sisterly

ON a black Chevy S10: FLGNUN

Hip Parent

On a red Mustang GT: OHHMAMA

Drug of Choice

On a red BMW: ADIXION

Not Clear

This could be a really self-deprecating plate without the accompanying bumper sticker on a silver Dodge Journey: DMB1FAN (Dave Matthews Band)

Excitement

On a gray Chevy Impala: ODRAMA

Marathon Dude

On a green Jeep 4x4: IRNMAN

Spinning

On a red Mitsubishi Gallant: DJ FAB

Bragging

On a black Toyota Highlander: ICUH8TN

Money

On a black Toyota Camry: DIVIDND

And Beyond

On a silver Kia Sorento: NF1N1TY

Import

On a silver Ford Edge with an Ontario plate: MACDADDE

Poker Face

On a silver Buick Lucerne: DBLDOWN

Speed

On a red Audi S4 convertible: FSTRPLZ

Condiment

On a white Chrysler Sebring convertible: KETCHUP

Snooki!

On a silver Ford Taurus: JERZLUV

Numbers Game

On a blue Honda Fit: MATHGRL

Musical

On a silver Cadillac CTS: TNR SAX

Flower Fixer

On a green Honda Pilot: PLNTDOC

Computer function

On a black Ford Fusion: ALT F4

Proud local

On a gray Mercury Sable: BUY MI

Cross-country

On a black Ford Fusion: NOVILAX

It's a job

On a black GMC Sierra: WAITER

Flying High

On a red Saturn Vu: SOARNUT

Brag

On a black Mazda RX8: IBFUNNY

Witty Geek

On a silver VW Jetta: HTTP418 (translation: "I'm a teapot")

Brand Loyal

On a black BMW X5: B M DUB

Carpet Cleaner

A banged-up white RAM 3500 says RUG NUT

Snack

On a beige Cadillac DeVille: POPTART

Religious

On a black Ford Freestyle: PSALM46

Jimmy Fan

On a gray Mercedes E350: HOFBOS5

Living Large

On a beige Mercedes C230: B1GG1

Graceful

On a dark red Pontiac Vibe: GAZELLE

Binary

On a black BMW X6: 1010101

Go Big

On a silver Honda Odyssey: LIVE2XL

Naughty

On a silver Mercedes CL63: SPANKED

Romantic

On a black Solstice convertible: ONEHART

Optimist

On a red Ford Expedition: GOHAPPY

Honest to a Fault

On a blue Mitsubishi Lancer: LAZY

Mixing It Up

Guess what color this Mustang is? BLURPLE

Look Within

On a blue Honda Accord: INNATE

Heroic

On a red Saturn Ion: SOOPRMN

Jon's the Man

On a burgundy Pontiac G6: BONJOVI

Cereal, Music, or Beverage

On a white Mustang convertible: MR POPS

To the Work

On a critter removal company truck: BATWORK

Singular

On a white Chevy Impala: 1PEANUT

Religious

On a white Hyundai Sonata: WILBDUN

Tweety

On a yellow PT Cruiser: TWIFFIC

Makeup

On an aqua Ford Flex: EZBRZY

Excess

On a blue Chevy Silverado: TUUMUCH

So Original

On a silver Cadillac CTS: MY CAR

Satisfied

On a gray Ford Fusion: CMPLETE

Happy

On a yellow Corvette convertible: LOVNLIFE

Beatles

On a red Cadillac CTS: HEYJUUD

Obvious

On a red Ford Mustang: MA STNG

Home Run

On a black Ford Escape: SLUGGRS

Calming

On a white Alero: MELLO

Mathy 2

On a red Mustang convertible: R SQRD

Giddyup

On a blue Ford Mustang: 1PONYGT

Bright

On a green Ford van: LUMI N8

All in a Name

On an orange Fiat: FIATSCO

One-of-a-Kind

On a silver Ram 1500: 2UNIQUE

Do You See It?

On a red Durango: THIS1UC

Geeky Good

On a blue PT Cruiser: INFOPRO

Enthusiastic

On a silver Grand Prix: YEEAAAH

Opposites

On a black Avalanche: BEATMSU
On a pewter Chevy Silverado with the Spartan plate: St8FANZ

No Flame

On a black Chevy Camaro: ALLSPRK

Adorable

On a silver Hyundai Santa Fe: QTPA2T

Stating the Obvious

On a silver Scion Cube: CUBERT

Singed

On a gray BMW 325i: MS CHAR

Bragging

On a silver Toyota Prius: CHARGED

Meow

On a silver VW Cabrio: FELINE

Berzerkers

On a red Saturn Ion: HAYWIRE

Snoopy (or pizza)

On a red Pontiac Vibe: RDBARON

It's not complicated

On a white Camry: GRRRRRL

Treasure Hunter

On a white GMC Envoy: DIGITUP

Retiree?

On a white GMC Savana: NOMO6AM

Ball Game

On a gray BMW 328i: CHSOX5

Hairdresser or Athlete?

On a silver Grand Prix: CURLER

Ego

On a white Escalade: FASLANE

Food or Money

On a red Sunfire: CLAM

Honesty

On a blue Lancer: LAZY

1-4 taken

On a blue Charger: KING 5

Hobby

On a green Honda: RUGHOOK

Shrek

On a black Mercury Topaz: THEOGRE

Tots

On a black Malibu: TATER
The MSU plate makes it read slightly differently, though!

To the Point

On a green KIA Optima: WORDUP

Leading by Example

On a silver Ford Escape with a "Love Kids" plate: BU77D. (I'm sure they are talking about caffeine.)

Bad Player

On a black Chrysler 300: PNLT BX

Mathy

On an old rust-colored Ford pickup: ILIKEPI

Spicy

On a sketchy turquoise Escort: MICAJUN

Not Quite True

On a blue Buick: ROKSTR1

Clifford the Dog

This red Vue was the color of Clifford but went with BIG JON

So Fun

On a gray Mini Cooper: M1N1M4L

Sarcasm

On a rusted out green Chevy Suburban: B4UBUY

Greasy

On a gray VW Beetle: KRISCO

Friend to Trees

On a Prius: ECO PAL

The Tropics

On a black Oldsmobile Intrigue: SEA BRZ

Wet State

A white Pontiac G6 has an MSU plate and uses the Sparty logo to say SWIMMER. Points for creativity.